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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all choked with crackers and died. So they appear in heaven to see God.
The Creator turned to All and asked : "now tell me the most important thing about yourself."
Mr. Gore responded that he always considered that the Earth was the major importance and that protecting the World's Eco-system was a main goal of all his life.
God eyed all over Al and uttered his declaration: “I like the way you think, Alan, come here and sit at my left hand”. God then asked Clinton what he revered most.
Bill Clinton answered that he felt people and their personal choices were most important for him. The supreme deity said: “I like the way you think, step ahead and sit by my right hand”. The supreme deity then turned to Mr. Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked “What is your problem Bill Gates?”
Bill Gates responded: “I think you are sitting in my chair mister!”
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. ~ George Bernard ShawSource: Major Barbara (1907) act 3
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