Bill Gates Meets God

November 18th, 2009

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all choked with crackers and died. So they appear in heaven to see God.

The supreme deity asked Al Gore first "what is your most important achievement, Al?"

Alan Gore answered that he felt that our World was the major importance and that protecting the World's Eco-system was most important goal of his life.

The Creator eyed all over Al and and said: “I like the way you think, Alan, come here and sit at my left hand”. The Creator then asked Clinton what he revered most.

Clinton answered that he felt people and their personal choices were most important for him. God said: “I like the way you think, step ahead and sit by my right hand”. The Maker then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. The supreme deity asked “What is your problem Bill?”

Bill Gates responded: “I think you are sitting in my chair sir...”

Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it. ~ Publilius Syrus

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