Bill Gates Meets God

November 18th, 2009

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates have died of old age in a far future and appear in heaven to see their maker.

The supreme deity asked Al Gore first : "now tell me the most important thing about yourself."

Al Gore answered that he always considered that our World was the major importance and that protecting the World's Eco-system was a main goal of all his life.

The Creator eyed all over Al and uttered his declaration: “I like the way you think, Alan, come here and sit at my left hand”. God then asked Clinton what he revered most.

Clinton answered that he felt people and their personal choices were most important for him. The Creator said: “I like the way you think, step ahead and sit by my right hand”. The supreme deity then turned to Mr. Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. The Creator asked “What is your problem Bill Gates?”

Bill Gates shrieked: “I believe you are sitting in my chair sir...”

The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge. ~ Ambrose Bierce

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