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		<title>Bill Gates Meets God</title>
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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates all died in plane crash and appear in heaven to see God.
The Creator turned to All and asked : "now tell me the most important thing about yourself."

Mr. Gore responded that he felt that our World was the [...]]]></description>
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<p>Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all choked with crackers and died. So they went to meet their maker.</p>
<p>The Creator asked Al Gore first to tell what is important he can say about himself.</p>
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<p>Al Gore responded that he always considered that our World was the major importance and that protecting the Earth's Eco-system was most important goal of his life.</p>
<p>The Creator eyed all over Al and uttered his declaration: &#8220;I like the way you think, Alan, step ahead and sit by my left hand&#8221;. The supreme deity then asked Clinton what he revered most.</p>
<p>Clinton answered that he felt people and their personal choices were most important for him. God responded: &#8220;I like the way you think, come here and sit at my right hand&#8221;. God then turned to Mr. Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. The Creator asked &#8220;What is your problem Bill Gates?&#8221;</p>
<p>Bill Gates shrieked: &#8220;I think you are sitting in MY chair!&#8221;</p>
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<p><em>The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God, that he might learn bliss from grief and knowledge from gloom. ~ Khalil Gibran</em></p>
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